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Adventures of a Tofu Slut

I have lost the end of my yodel

Just two people away from a threesome
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If ignorance is bliss, then you, my friend, are having an orgasm as we speak. -- Shaw Island

Because one can only snort so many ants and have so much sex before one starts to long for the comfort and companionship of a book. -- Moby

I am a librarian, a feminist, a dork, a bellydancer, a vegetarian, a cat-lover, a socialist, a reader, a Canadian, a pop-culture obsessive, a left coast expat, a sloth.

When I grow up, I want to be a linguist, a crazy old lady, a nutritionist, a romance novelist, a pilot, a Broadway singer, a fairy princess, a pirate, a trivia queen, a cat.

In a perfect world, there would always be pie.
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